I love Jeff Foxworthy with his funny jokes. I thought of him a few weeks ago when a coworker of mine told me different things she does that I found were quite funny.
You might be a red neck if you use black electric tape to repair the heel of your favorite pumps instead of replacing them.
You might be a red neck if you staple the hem of your pants in order to make them shorter.
You might be a red neck if you use colored electrical tape to fix your belt and change its color.
You might be a red neck if you buy one of those fundraiser candy bars for a buck only to get the Pizza Hut coupon on the back.
I laughed and laughed when I heard these. It just proves that life is short and a little creativity and imagination goes a long way.
